Jan 28, 2021
GME is squeezing. The whole internet is glued to their screens. Robinhood quietly greys out the buy button. Millions of thumbs hover over a button that just... doesn't work. A generation of retail traders is never the same.
Jul 1, 2026
Robinhood ships its own chain. Permissionless. No admin key, no support ticket, no "temporarily restricted." For the first time, there's a version of this app where the company physically cannot touch the button.
Right now
$BUYBUTTON goes live on hood.fun. The most infamous grey rectangle in finance, reborn as a green one that nobody, anywhere, can switch off ever again. Press it as many times as you want. It's not going anywhere.